yea i know, it's been too long, and i haven't filled anyone in on what happened .. my english is going down the drain .. too much command and conquer of the english language .. well to start off .. i'll have to go way back .. around a little more than a month ago .. i started working on my asssignments .. basically ..twenty fifteen hundred word papers to give in .. i did three on my own .. but realized i was running out of time ..
so i delegated .. at some point .. every one in the house was writing except me .. i was "preparing" the rest of the topics*basically googling the topics and choosing the one that best fit my needs,for 5 minutes .. while TEAMO SUPREMO did all the work for me* and then i really ran out of time .. coz i only had so much time on my hands and sooo many things i had to do .. well i guess i wasted my time .. but i thought i still had a little more on my hands .. by the 23rd of august .. i was done with most of my assignments .. only had two left .. and was on a plane headed for hellholese .. i got there later that day .. and figured out that the due date for one of my two subjects was moved up a few days .. from the 28th to the 24th .. at that point i figured out that cave wouldn't make it .. coz his plane arrived on that same morning * 24th* at around five am .. and he would've probably gone to sleep as soon as he set foot inside the house .. and slept thru the day .. missing the due date of the assignment .. hence not being permitted to do the exam for a second time .. which means that his chance of repeating were really high .. so i trusted tha he'd have enough sense to switch his phone as soon as he got to hellholese . and trust to a high volumed ringing tone ..i called him up .. and had him come over to uni .. hwere he copied off the last of his assignments .. had some newporters and handed them in on time .. now all we had to do was .. well .. do a weeks worth of studying in 2 days .. 2 days later .. the first exam was good .. the second one was on ramadan's eve .. 7 hours was all i had to study wat would take me a week .. and i knew i was gonna get fucked .. coz my life as i knew it was on the line .. well .. i finished off the main topics and memorized questions that i knew would most likely come .. spent the first week wishing and praying for a pass .. and then .. the day came .. * holding a cigarette in the middle of my fast .. vowing that i'd light it and smoke it if i don't pass * the registrar strutted into view .. and the masses clashed into him .. everyone hoping for a glimpse at the piece of paper that determined the course of their lives for at least a year to come .. he held the stack high .. blocking its sight from view .. and nailed the results onto the board .. no one approached it .. until a girl came .. looked at it once .. and toppled over unconcious .. then they came .. the crowd trampled everything in its way ..amidst the confusion .. cave and i sat muttering our last prayer before the stampede .. and we descended on the board like a tornado .. it fell down form the impact .. and people were climbing over each to get to the results .. i spotted my name on the sheet .. and i passed .. so did cave .. a few of our friends were overwhelmed with the news .. and their eyes welled up ..
AND THEN CAME THE PARTY .. AND I LOST SOMETHING WHICH WAS DEAR TO ME .. NEXT .. Blunders Of A Rubberband
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